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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/27/2018 at 17:28 • Filed to: None

All this beauty abject horror for the low price of $80k. And do you think it comes with a legit lift kit? Guess again buddy.

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Exclusively for the rich camo-and-oakley-and-backwards-hat-wearing guy in his late 20s who buys every new Call of Duty and Madden game and considers NFL a religion.

Tuscany says the FTX “ blends Ford’s off road technology and aggressive stance with graceful styling and luxury finishes”

Graceful styling.

Graceful.

What in the nephson is happening here?

DISCUSSION (18)

S65 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 17:36

Oh God why

My bird IS the word > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 17:38

You don’t need a legit lift kit, this thing will never see more than a tall curb.

People love destroying the ride quality/usability of their pickup trucks because they aren’t interesting and have nothing to spend their money on.

fintail > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 17:38

Whether you’re from Arlington or Monroe or Sumner, this will look great in your driveway.

Camo guy also whines about kneeling and gets mad about what he sees as takers, while every toy and job he’s had was arranged by daddy. At least that’s the local stereotype.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 17:41

As I said when we were looking at it, I can already feel the axle wrap.

Man this thing looks cheap as hell.

E90M3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 17:41

Exclusively for the rich camo-and-oakley-and-backwards-hat-wearing guy in his late 20s who buys every new Call of Duty and Madden game and considers NFL a religion.

That is clearly not me, so I guess I’ve been living my life incorrectly.

duurtlang > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 17:45

Is that 80k in Japanese Yen? Italian Lira maybe? Or has the value of the American dollar collapsed and lost the vast majority of its value in the last few days?

carcrasher88 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2018 at 18:04

Gotta applaud Tuscany on one thing, at least...those big vents on the hood are actually functional. So, there’s that.

Also, if you ask me...the FTX kits look MUCH better in single tone paint, two tone doesn’t work on these at all, it makes it look like it’s wearing extremely high riding pants. Otherwise, I actually think they actually look decent.

For me, if they put in a much more complete lift kit (Rocky Ridge’s kits have more to them than these), and painted it one single paint color, it’d look pretty good.

Kinja'd!!!

Also, swap the chrome finish on the wheels for a polished or brushed aluminum look, and maybe some slightly meatier tires, the tread doesn’t look deep enough to me.